Archive for June, 2006

David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Back away from the computer Ugh…poor KITT. Why, oh why, did he have to get dragged into this nightmarishly pathetic excuse for a music video? Watch at your own risk.



The Tale of How

I take back what I said about the gulls I’ve never heard of The Blackheart Gang before, but I can totally dig this grim-tastic animted short film about an octopus with a tree in its back. You can get the song here if you wanna.



athf - Boost Mobile

You got the whole city behind you! Master Shake is my hero. His whimsical, picaresque adventures are a tribute to the indomitable spirit of the human endeavor. Or mabye he is just a crazy talking milkshake.



Elephants Dream

But where are the elephants? Not only does this short film feature some great looking CGI, it was also done completely with open source software. You should check out their site for a lot more info on the creation process.



Une machine incroyable

That music is catchy I think this is a compilation of segments from a Japanese children’s TV show that just happened to be posted by someone French. Whatever…I just love Rube Goldberg machines



Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution

I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah... This is a fantastic animated music video that wonderfully taps into every adolescent boy’s violent imagination, and yet I don’t remember it getting much airplay when it came out over a decade ago.



The Little Shop of Horrors

It's a finger of speech! Roger Corman supposedly threw this film together over a weekend and it really shows in, oh, so many ways, but you do get a young Jack Nicholson as a masochist so everybody wins!



sealab 2021 - Der Dieb

Under Martian Law, doctors and other wizards are forbidden! Mars has a great benefits package, but that Martian Law sure is hardcore. Queen Adrienne Barbeau must look good on the money though.



RecycleBein

Goddamn seagulls In which our hero is apparently some type of French blue Littles-esque dude in a post apocalyptic setting. I would really like to see a full length version of this.



The Amendment Song

Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? You would think that the GOP learned a lesson about this kind of weak political stuntwork from Bush 41’s attempt, but it looks like we are swiftly going down that road yet again.



Shimajiro Toilet Training

Push it real good... This vid has a very special appearance by what I think might be a Japanese relative of Mr. Hanky. Also, that kid at the end is gonna blow a gasket if he keeps pushing like that.



Bill Hicks - Relentless

I am available for children's parties, by the way. Hicks was a savage iconoclast and a brilliant humorist. He transcended stand-up and stood his ground when it came to his beliefs. Of course, he had to go and die way too fucking early.



Pink Elephants on Parade

What an unusual view Those crazy Disney animators were doing some exquisitely tripped-out animation before acid was even invented. You won’t find them doing stuff like this anymore and that just blows.



Gimme the Mermaid

I own it or I control it The topic of copyright issues has never, ever, ever, ever, ever been as funny or weird as it is in this great surreal masterpiece from those bizzaro geniuses of Negativeland.



Make Mine Freedom

Management and labor get along soooooo well Animated propaganda films are fascinating things to me in so many ways, and this little gem from 1948 is hilarious because in some aspects it would almost seemed to be issued by the current White House fat cats and crum bums.



End of century squadron

Seriously, wtf? I’m not really sure if that is the correct title for this Japanese show, but I’m sure Babel Fish got it close enough. I guess skeleton guy versus boob-force would be more appropriate.



Kids in the Hall - The Monkeys

Dave Foley is a riot “People think I have got the power cause I’ve got the monkeys. Nope. I’ve got the power because I’ll let the monkeys loose…”



Rogue Helicopter Pilot

YOUR'E NOTHING BUT A CHAMELEON LEMON-HEADEAD COWARD TERRORIST PUSSY!!!! How will we ever be able to feel safe here in the U.S. if we can’t even protect Bill Gates impersonators from the rogue helicopter pilots?



the alligator king

Brought to you by the number 7 This was one of my absolute favorite animated bits from Sesame Street, and the song is just as catchy today as it was way back during the Carter administration.



Breakdancing Transformers

Go robot, it's your birthday Who knew that Soundwave had such amazingly freaktastic moves? He should totally have a danceoff with Optimus because he would absolutely serve his ass. Everyone knows firetrucks got no game.



A Terrifying Message from Al Gore

A streetwise pimp, with a hybrid pimpmobile You probably already know that Futurama is coming back with brand new episodes in 2008, so until that happens, here is Bender playing sidekick to the inventor of the interwebs.