Archive for July, 2006

The Space Giants - Chapter One

Goldar could totally kick the Power Rangers asses When I was about six years old or so, this seemed to make a hell of a lot more sense to me. My, how the times have changed…



Danger Mouse and Jemini - Bush Boys

Hammer time This swinging ditty is from two years ago, but it still thumps just as hard today and the video is just as pertient indeed.



The Art of Flight

Harrowing only begins to describe it An immensely emotional and personalized view of Sudanese refugees that was independently directed and produced.



The Electric Company - Unday

Undays are pretty sweet Way back in the seventies, when you got a little to old for Sesame Street you would move on to watching The Electric Company.



The Holy Mountain - Trailer

Batdance! Supposedly Alejandro Jodorowsky’s films are finally going to released on region 1 DVDs according to ABKCO Films.



James - The Musical Batman

Batdance! Wow…and I thought Michael Keaton made a terrible Darknight Detective. I’m sure James’ mother is extremely proud of him.



Things to Come

The future is here! H.G. Wells was given a wide range of control over this intriguing British film production, and he even adapted the screenplay himself.



The Goodies - Funky Gibbon

It's gibbon time It’s a shame that here in the U.S. we didn’t get much of a chance to enjoy The Goodies and their quirktacular comedy stylings.



Le Bon Roi

As long as it all worked out in the end See, this is why you should never leave home without a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Those damn killer rabbits are a pain.



Ringwald and Molly - Cannibal Holocaust

Indeed... Rob Schrab is some kind of super dude gifted with a vast imagination, and his Channel 101 stuff was outrageously creative.



How To Beat Star Wars: ESB

Man, that kid looks focused I have played this game probably more than any other cart that I own for my Atari. Just hearing the 2600 render the theme song in bleeps and bloops still makes me all giddy.



M - A City In Search Of A Murderer

Die Mörder sind unter uns Peter Lorre was one of the most imitated individuals in movie history, even though most people today probably have no idea who he was. This film is also profoundly brilliant.



Polysics - Mr Roboto

Himitsu wo shiri tai Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto for doing the jobs that nobody wants to and thank you very much, Mr. Roboto for helping me escape just when I needed to.



Salvador Dali - Genius

Dead donkeys on a piano...ok Dali prints are such typical college freshman dorm decoration and in some way, that is really doing him a bit of a disservice.



Paper Heart

Angsty but well done The secret goth and emo loser in me really likes the look of this short film. That heart isn’t made of paper, though.



Vivo Con Tu Madre

Clowns suck Rapping clown? Check. Bearded cross dresser? Got it. Alien abduction. It’s in there. Worse than ICP? Maybe…



Falling Hare

I like him...he's silly Termite Terrace was the type of miraculous collection of wacky, off the wall geniuses that only happens once every few generations .



William Shatner - No Tears For Caesar

Et tu? Shatner breaks it down in a scene from Free Enterprise, which was a nerdishly clever movie you might not be aware of.



20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

The wizard of the deep This 1916 adaptation of the ubiquitous Jules Verne novel was the first film to feature actual underwater footage.



Mountain Trip to Japan, 1959

Keep it in the family If watching the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players doesn’t bring a smile to your face, consider yourself dead inside.



Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap

Go ninja, go There is a new TMNT movie in the works and the trailer just hit the net, so I thought I would do a blast from the past and bust out some Robert Matthew Van Winkle.



Jan Pehechaan Ho

Who is that masked man? You might remember this rock’n Bollywood musical number which was featured in the opening sequence of Ghost World.



Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you I’ve always wanted to do one of those lame “Christmas In July” posts, so here you go…
and it doesn’t get much lamer than this.



Yellow

Badass bots Can anyone tell me when Neil Blomkamp is going to make a full length movie? I have a feeling this guy is going to be amazingly huge soon.



The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Union Rules No Work After 12 This is the earliest known surviving film version of a work by L. Frank Baum, who actually was still around to provide some input on the production.



Um Jammer Lammy - After School Sale

Dojo, casino...it's all in the mind. If they would do a new version of this game that utilized the Guitar Hero controller…well, I think I would just go crazy with glee.



Dino-Riders - The Adventure Begins

I guess the toys were sorta cool... Aliens, time-travel, lasers mounted on dinosaurs, and Frank Welker…what more could you want from a show that was pretty much one big toy ad?



Dschinghis Khan

Temujin would not be happy Leave it to the Germans to come up with a gloriously awful disco dancehall hit about a ruthless bloodthirsty conqueror.



Twilight Zone - Nightmare At 20,000 Feet

Portrait of a frightened man... Shatner could have just broken into “Lucy In Sky With Diamonds” and I’m sure that would’ve driven that damn gremlin away.



Message From Xenu

Incident II zomg lol I’d like to thank The Truth Rockets for passing on this extremely urgent message from the great alien leader of the Galactic Confederacy.



The Cameraman’s Revenge

It's like Desperate Housewives with bugs “Mr. and Mrs. Beetle have too calm a home life. Mr. Beetle is restless and makes frequent trips to the city.” Starevich was ahead of his time.