Archive for August, 2006

Stan Bush - The Touch

Yeah I am 96% positive that the new Transformers movie will suck a gigantic robo-phallus. Whatever they do, it can’t top this glorious hunk of cheese.

Jesus Will Survive

Look out Jesus!!! Starts out being ultra silly and fairly stupid but then that bang-up surprise ending comes out of nowhere and makes it all worthwhile.

Hyper Parsnip Bitches

Lets Fight If you do a bunch of bunch of peyote and bug out to classic 16-bit side scrollers, you will probably end up like Paul Robertson.

Ben Folds Five - Underground

Slamming the pit fantastic No, this is not a song about the plight of the mole people, nor is it about Travis Morgan’s adventures in the land of Skartaris.

If Drugs Were Legal

Fire it up An intriguing “docudrama” that looks at one of the most complicated social issues facing us today.

Roger Ramjet - Revolution

Henry Cabbagepatch? “Roger Ramjet and his Eagles fighting for our freedom, fly through an’ in outer space not to join ‘em, but to beat ‘em.”

GamePro TV - Episode Six

Actually worse than the magazine itself Is it just me, or did this show make you want to shove Erdrick’s sword right into the pulpy center of J.D. Roth’s skull?

Gulliver’s Travels

Zomg huge Way back in 1939, the Fleischer brothers were the first guys to put out a full length animted film outside of the walls of Disney’s studio.

Jacko Under Pressure

So We Can Rock Forever This top notch mashup meeting of Queen, the Thin White Duke, and Michael “Want Some Candy?” Jackson comes courtesy of dvj fitz.

Charlie the Unicorn

Oh god, what is that? Drugged out unicorns will always try to lure you into the Candy Mountain for nefarious purposes so please don’t trust them.

The Punk Rock Movie

Oh, some decent fucking music at last! Cut yourself a shirt out of a garbage bag, grab your spiked collar, and get ready to pogo like it is 1978 all over again.

I Love To Singa

Enough is too much! Owl Jolson is a woefully overlooked Warner Brothers charcter, but you South Park fans might recognize his favorite tune.

Sex Madness

Protect your daughters! “Down through the ages has rushed a menace more dangerous than the worst criminal. Syphilis. Let us seize this monster and stamp out forever it’s horrible influence.”

Et Cetera

Fine When it comes to Czech surrealist animation artists, you can pretty much put Jan Švankmajer at the top of the list.

Devo - Satisfaction

And I try... From their 1978 appearance on SNL. Doesn’t Fred Willard just seem to pop up everywhere?

Arsenal of Hypocrisy

When do we start work on HAL? As with all independent online documentaries, you should probably view this with a couple of grains of salt nearby. It is still intriguing.

Adventurous und Magick Haus - Ep. One

This makes me feel weird and uncomfortable at times David Hartman is unquestionably out of his mind, off his rocker, and just plain kooky. I mean that in a very complimentary fashion.

Star Wars - The Faithful Wookiee

It's a trap Yes, I saw The Star Wars Holiday Special when it originally aired, and it was every bit as bad as you’ve heard, but at least this segment featured the introduction of Boba Fett.

MST3K - The Magic Sword

Mount your horses gentlemen Joel and the bots face off against yet another Bert I. Gordon production. At least Crow gets to sing about Estelle Winwood.

You Can’t Fight City Hall

Lay down G.I. Alex Jones rants and raves like a champ in Richard Linklater’s Waking Life, because that is just what Jones does best.


Robot chickens Cybernetic chicks are awesome. I’m not talking about the Eve Of Destruction type either, so Gregory Hines’ services with not be needed.

XTC - Dear God

You're always letting us humans down Has it really been twenty years since this song came out? Dear God, that makes me feel old.

Peg Leg Pedro

I should'a listen'd to me mudda Apparently the 1938 Chevy was extremely popular with vicious pirates as well as annoying gnomes.

The Timelords - Doctorin’ the Tardis

So nerdy, and so go Before they were known as the KLF, Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty scored a hit in the U.K. with this awesome geek anthem.


Here be pandas A battle for the mike like you’ve never see before. The MP3 files from this are available for download, so be sure to check ‘em out.

Starship Residence - Drugstore

What are you doing!? I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this odd, Japanese comedy scifi clip. Aliens, drugs, and freaky space babes…oh my.

Le Voyage Dans La Lune

Magical and still delightful One of the true classic works of early cinema, and a testimony to the amazingly forward thinking vision of Georges Méliès.

Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue

Crack is whack A dopey flashback that has Bugs Bunny, Alf, Papa Smurf, Baby Kermit, Garfield, the Ninja Turtles, and others telling us all about the perils of doing drugs.

My Wife Dumped Me For A Guy Named Jesus

I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis Paul Dinello sang this moving tale of loss and woe on Exit 57, which was a short lived HBO sketch comedy show on back in the nineties.

Ladybug Picnic

 LOVE IT!!! “They talked about the high price of furniture and rugs, and fire insurance for ladybugs, the ladybugs twelve at the ladybugs’ picnic .”

What’s Opera Doc

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending? This Chuck Jones classic was the first short to be recognized as “culturally significant” by the Library of Congress and also the first selected for the National Film Registry.