Archive for October, 2006
Happy Tree Friends - Remains to Be Seen
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I hope you have a good Halloween and be sure to watch out for those cute little animal zombies. Apparently they can be a real pain in the ass. |
The Adventures Of Pete And Pete - Halloween
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You can always count on Artie, the Strongest Man in the World, to show up and help save the day even on All Hallows’ Eve. What a guy! |
The Misfits - Monster Mash
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The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds. Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds. The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group, The Crypt Kicker Five. |
House on Haunted Hill
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“We found parts of their bodies all over the house, in places you wouldn’t think. A funny thing is the heads have never been found, hands and feet and things like that, but no heads.” |
Tricky - Hell Is Round The Corner
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So reduce me, seduce me, dress me up in Stüssy. Hell is round the corner where I shelter. Isms and schisms, were living on a skelter. |
The Mighty Heroes - The Monsterizer
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This is the series created by legendary animator Ralph Bakshi on the spot during a pitch session with CBS that temporarily saved Terrytoons. |
Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park
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BOO! presents their take on the movie that Gene Simmons referred to as “a classic movie… Classic movie if you’re on drugs”. |
Superstition and SuperDuperStition
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William S. Burroughs narrates part of this delightfully nasty and hilarious short film about witches, Satan, and modern superstitions. |
World’s Scariest Ghosts Caught on Tape
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Eyewitness accounts from dimwits and shaky hand-held camera shots are just so darn scary. This is as real as an alien autopsy. |
Toadies - Goolie Get Together
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I don’t think that this video is included in the new Groovie Goolies DVD set but it certainly should be. The show itself was pretty blah… |
Sifl and Olly - Fake Blood
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If Canadian Dracula went toe to toe with a Guns N’ Roses cover band, who do you think would end up being the ultimate victor? |
Planet of the Vampires
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10,000 years ago, or 10,000 years to come, are they beings of the future or of the past, these “men” who rule the DEMON PLANET? |
Muppet Faces of Death
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Did Kermit snuff himself because of Miss Piggy? It seems to me that finding her bloated body in a river would be cause for celebration. |
Weird Al - Another One Rides the Bus
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It has been twenty-five long years since Alfred Matthew Yankovic made his very first television appearance. Nice pants, Al! |
There’s Good Boos Tonight
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So, if Casper waits around long enough everyone will be pretty much be able to hang out with him? This is kinda morbid if you ask me. |
The Tell-Tale Heart
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It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none… |
The Revenge of Doctor X
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Ed Wood wrote the screenplay for this stinker about a pathetic plant monster. Despite this fact, you can still help him get a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. |
MC5 - Kick Out The Jams
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I love how in this jam version of the song, Rob Tyner doesn’t even bother trying to sing until it’s almost over. |
Charles Bukowski - The Secret of My Endurance
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The real secret was that he wielded the literary hammer of truth like a larger than life American Hephaestus, banging away year after year. |
La Jetée
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Terry Gilliam adapted this hauntingly superb tale of time travel and apocalypse survivors into the film Twelve Monkeys. |
Wubble U - Petal 7
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I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on with this but I like it. Somehow, I missed this freaktacular video when it originally came out. |
Small Talk
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For men, the only thing better than getting to feel up boobs is watching a chick feeling up boobs. Check out Keilly&Roeters.com for more. |
Moby - Natural Blues
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I can vouch for the fact that Louisiana is hot and sweaty, but I’ve never had the opportunity to dance with an alien or an alligator. |
Steady Freddy
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Gerald McDermott created this freaky little number for The Electric Company back in ‘71. |
Friday the 13th - In 7 Minutes
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Just about everyone Jason Voorhees slays in the entire film series, but sliced down to the bone of about seven minutes. |
I Don’t Scare
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Popeye has to deal with Bluto while on a date with Olive Oyl, as well as a whole gaggle of superstitions. He doesn’t even eat spinach! |
The Terror
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Boris Karloff and Jack Nicholson in a typical Roger Corman film, shot in only four days on second hand sets. Jack even directed some bits. |
Turist Ömer Uzay Yolunda
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Only the Turkish could remake the Star Trek episode The Man Trap as a screwball comedy. |
Stevie Washington, the Angry Youth
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Stevie and Zoya mix it up with the evil John Warlock and his army of disco zombies. This was one of those wonderful old school MTV bumpers. |
The Cobweb Hotel
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Spend a night at the Cobweb Hotel. You’ll find that the service is swell…except the place is a dump and the owner will eat you. |
FSOL - We Have Explosive
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For this video, Run Wrake tapped into the schitzo style of The Future Sound Of London and the outcome was phenomenally unique. |