Trying to make a buck?
Want people to cower before you in terror?
I can't help you with that last one, but I might be able to steer you in the right direction for making some easy cash on that crazy interweb. It isn't that hard, and you can even be half-ass about it...just look at me!
AdBrite is a great way to easily place some ad spots on your site without having to deal with a whole bunch of trouble. They have a simple signup and setup process, and they are also very easy to deal with. This should be your first option when it comes to looking for an advertising partner on the web. I think these guys really know how to deal with publishers and that goes a long way. Be sure to check it out before you look at anything else.
You know all those people looking at your site are losers in their mother's basement, so run some ads from FriendFinder.com so they can get some action. They also have dirty ads for those kinky bastards that run porn sites, so what are you waiting for? They pay well for signups that come from your links, so hurry up and join.
Well that is it. I don't have any more advice for you. If you end up becoming so rich from this that you can dive into a giant pit of money like Scrooge McDuck, won't you please send me my own GizmoDuck suit?